Majority Ruled Over

What’s wrong with this picture? 95% of America is Republican, yet Democrats obviously focus on where the population centers are so they can achieve control of our government.

I’ve got it! Scientists are monkeys!

A recent study on monkeys supposedly shows that men who grow beards “might be growing beards to appear more attractive to women and more dominant to other men.”

Yeah, that’s it, it has nothing to do with the fact that maybe, either: